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Joy [11:36:04 PM] shadows-fable: in a land far away,
[11:36:09 PM] shadows-fable: there lived a princess.
[11:36:18 PM] shadows-fable: ....named John.
[11:36:48 PM] shadows-fable: He was the heir to the CROCKER KINGDOM, but he hated cake.
[11:36:55 PM] shadows-fable: He was also very derpy.
[11:37:10 PM] shadows-fable: One day, he was online and being derpy like normal,
[11:37:27 PM] shadows-fable: when he discovered something called "Pesterchum".
[11:37:44 PM] shadows-fable: And through his cousin, who also uses Pesterchum, he met Dave and Rose.
[11:37:57 PM] shadows-fable: Rose was a girl who liked wizards and psychology.
[11:38:06 PM] shadows-fable: She's not important to this story.
[11:38:15 PM] shadows-fable: Dave was the coolest kid ever.
[11:38:25 PM] shadows-fable: He lived in Smuppet Village.
[11:38:48 PM] shadows-fable: Now, John and Dave became best bros pretty quickly.
[11:39:06 PM] shadows-fable: John would tell Dave all about how he hates cake.
[11:39:35 PM] shadows-fable: Also about his love for movies so crappy Dave couldn't even watch them for ironic purposes.
[11:40:18 PM] shadows-fable: About a year after they began talking, John stopped getting on Pesterchum for a few days.
[11:40:34 PM] shadows-fable: When he got back on, he was all mopey and not as derpy as usual.
[11:40:55 PM] shadows-fable: So, Dave asked the princess what was wrong in a highly ironic and sarcastic manner.
[11:41:38 PM] shadows-fable: Princess John confided in his friend that his dad was going to make him marry Prince Karkat, of the Crab Kingdom.
[11:41:50 PM] shadows-fable: Prince Karkat was always grouchy .
[11:42:03 PM] shadows-fable: He yelled a lot and didn't like John at all.
[11:42:27 PM] shadows-fable: Neither of them wanted to get married, but they had to.
[11:42:32 PM] shadows-fable: Their fathers wished it.
[11:43:03 PM] shadows-fable: Dave just abruptly logged off of Pesterchum.
[11:43:09 PM] shadows-fable: This made the Princess even more sad.
[11:43:54 PM] shadows-fable: Three days after that, John awoke at 4:13 in the morning to a tap on his window.
[11:44:13 PM] shadows-fable: He opened the window and stuck his head out, just in time for a rock to hit it.
[11:44:29 PM] shadows-fable: After he stopped the bleeding, he looked out the window.
[11:44:50 PM] shadows-fable: In the garden, there was a pale-ish boy with light blonde hair.
[11:45:02 PM] shadows-fable: He wore shades even though it was dark outside.
[11:45:11 PM] shadows-fable: His shirt had a broken record on it.
[11:45:27 PM] shadows-fable: The princess only knew one person that wore shades that ironic.
[11:46:07 PM] shadows-fable: Princess John started to ask why Dave was there, but had another rock thrown at him.
[11:46:21 PM] shadows-fable: This one missed his head on purpose.
[11:46:51 PM] shadows-fable: Dave shooshed him, telling him that if he didn't shut up they'd figure out he was there.
[11:47:19 PM] shadows-fable: Since John didn't want to marry Karkat and didn't even like cake, why shouldn't he leave with Dave?
[11:47:24 PM] shadows-fable: So he did just that.
[11:47:53 PM] shadows-fable: Instead of coming up with a good plan like a sensible person, or any plan, he just jumped out the window.
[11:48:24 PM] shadows-fable: Fortunately, his blonde friend caught him.
[11:48:51 PM] shadows-fable: They jumped onto a pony named Maplehoof who had been there the entire time and rode off into the sunrise.
[11:48:59 PM] shadows-fable: Everyone lived happily ever after.
[11:49:04 PM] shadows-fable: Except for Eridan.
[11:49:06 PM] shadows-fable: The End.
.....This is what I do in my free time. I spam
with stuff like this (via 
's Skype account). I imagine Karkat ended up with Sollux and their kingdoms merged into the Kingdom of Psionic Bee-Crabs.On a completely different subject, I spent the entire weekend beta testing Star Wars: The Old Republic. I love it. It's wonderful.
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